EC3 is selling a shovel for $100 and it comes with EC3 Homework?
freeec3.myshopify.com/products/weapon-of-rein...Posted Mar 29, 2022, 4:40 PM UTC
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CYN is an experiment to see if wrestlers can sell anything to fans. Shovels? Food seasoning? 3 minutes of yelling?
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At the end there you started sounding like a Stephan bit from SNL.
A shovel, food seasoning, 3 minutes of yelling, Dan Cortese.
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This promotion has everything!
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I'm waiting for the day they unironically sell the rights to the CYN IP. I got 12 euros to spare.
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NFTs more likely
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after clicking the link out of morbid curiosity, he also seems to be selling mens gym shorts branded as "confidence enhancers", knock off punisher logo t-shirts and t-shirts talking about "rejecting false versions of history".
The target market for this promotion really is "gym bro that discovered Jordan Peterson".
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That's just not fair.
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They could also have discovered Joe Rogan.
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He's definitely either fash or marketing to fascists, which is the same thing for all intents and purposes.
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DIG YOURSELF OUT OF THE SHIT
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I've always wanted more David Lynch in my wrestling... But not like this.
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Who's getting the Eraserhead gimmick?
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All he needs is some gold paint.
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This might be the first meme shitpost wrestling gimmick I actually like. It's so fucking dumb, it might actually be brilliant.
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ok this is kinda funny
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He's actually had this up for sale for a while.. Like way before the CYN stuff really started.
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All the alt-right subthemes aside, Control Your Narrative is easily one of the greatest examples of carnyism in modern wrestling.
I'm fairly certain at this point that EC3 and Braun are siblings who were both spawned from boils on PT Barnum's ass.
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This promotion is the biggest shitpost I've ever seen
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You're not cool enough, you wouldn't get it.
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It has to be ironic at this point
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Ah, the shovel he was buried with.
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Well, a shovel can be a weapon, so he's not lying.
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CYN is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Keeps on giving Austin Aries a job
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Use it to bury Austin Aries, for real
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I'm wondering if he got inspired by Twin Peaks with this product?
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All these antics are getting ec3 some serious attention but is anyone actually gonna watch cyn? When controversy around something or someone is more popular than the actual thing they are trying to promote usually doesn’t makes me want to watch what they promote.
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I'm starting to feel like the entire "EC3 CYN" character is an elaborate social experiment by some modern art student.
It does have that "thinks they're more clever than they are" energy going on
"Have you guys ever seen this movie Fight Club?"
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I mean he's getting more attention than he has in the last few years so he's onto something. I see CYN and EC3 posts here on a daily basis, so I'd say there's a bit of cleverness involved!
I really think he’s going for a thing where he can do this, get rich and go on a podcast in 10 years and say shit like “These marks actually bought into it all, they couldn’t even see through what we were trying to do” despite the fact that this promotion is almost assuredly dead on arrival with most of the guys there thinking that they’re far more popular and important than they really are.
Take all the potential problematic things out of the equation this is a promotion full of people that are simply put pretty stupid across the board, marred in controversy and I don’t really don’t think Braun is half the draw he probably thinks he is, EC3 certainly isn’t.
I think of this meme with nearly everything CYN related.