The wifes birthday today andshe said she did not want a gift, she does not want to go out for a nice dinner. Instead she wanted to put the heating on.
Posted Apr 7, 2022, 11:55 AM UTC
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Tell her it's not a special birthday and you weren't thinking of spending that much.
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She’s got expensive taste
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Reminds me of my dad. When he got central heating put in he got two radiators in the living room - a small one near where my mum sat in the evenings just to keep her warm and the normal one where the central heating guy thought made sense. She was well chuffed. What she didn’t clock was he had the thermostat installed just outside the living room. It meant he could turn down most of the other radiators and just pay for the living room to be at mum’s temp and the rest of the house just warm enough to stave off damp lol. I honestly think it was one of his proudest achievements, probably only second to having managed to sneak in a second middle name for my brother when he was born so he’d be getting mail addressed to ‘Mr D. A. M. <surname>’ for the rest of his life.
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I rly hope your last name is Daniel
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I'd prefer it were "Goodlooking"
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Haha, I don’t know if there’s such a surname as Ned, but I always thought it would have been the best ending to that. I had a friend in school whose surname was Nguy that would have been an amazing combo too.
Edit: what the hell am I talking about?! I worked with a guy called Smallcock! DAM Smallcock beats all.
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DAM Smallcock wins the prize!
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Just have a shag. That's how they kept warm in them olden days. Also explains why they had 15 kids.
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Lol. It's her birthday not mine.
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Book the window cleaner then while you go to the pub.
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This guys wife, fucks!
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Ik its a joke but I hate how often sex is seen as a bargaining chip or gift that a woman gives a guy in return for things or for a special occasion instead of something both people do because they enjoy it
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Cunnilingus it is then!
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Cheaper to just get a divorce.
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Unlucky mate, sure you can't talk her out of it?
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Must be a special birthday, to warrant that spend. Next she will be asking for a drive in the car.
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Scented candle. Job done
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Everyone huddles around the candle for warmth.
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Hot water bottle it is then (not using kettle obviously)
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What would you... Forget it I don't want to know.
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waste not want not
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Look at her the most charming way you can while turning the thermostat up to 18 degrees.
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Wasn’t thinking of spending that much love!
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Break wind on her. There’s natural heat.
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Mr. Moneybags tryna turn on the heat
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It's a TRAP!
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Lol. She's a good egg.
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4 mins?
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What the hell, it's only one day a year.
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Typical gold digger
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Honestly that's just sad. What a sorry state of affairs this country has been led to
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Bit pricey, is it a special birthday then? Don’t know why they can’t settle for a rough cuddle that us husbands only get on our birthdays
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This is getting so depressing. I wish we had France’s nationalised 4% hike
Instead we have French companies charging 54% extra here
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Does anyone love their wife that much!?
It's a trap. She's going to follow him to see where the heating remote is hidden.
What sorcery is this?
Shhh, don't tell them