My mom said I should get my hormones checked. Then when I told her I still get aroused she asked me what I think about when I masturbate. She’s my mother! That’s none of her business.

Fortunately she agreed when I told her she crossed a line, and said I didn’t have to tell her (she also agreed that there wasn’t anything hormonally wrong with me).

But then she said she was “Just really curious” which was still weird, and then my dad said he was curious too, which was also weird. Then they started discussing whether or not it would be possible to find the “general answer of what asexuals think about” on google.