BABIES AREN'T CUTE!!!

Babies are not cute. They're creepy looking and gross. I remember the other day someone showed me a picture of a disgusting baby covered in a mess of pasta and tomato sauce and said "isn't this so cute?", and I lyingly said yes, because I know that I would be seen as some sort of monster if I didn't think it was the cutest thing in the world. I hate babies, they're not cute, and I never want to have them!