Kings, my single mom rentoid I was trying to evict found a fatal flaw in my no pets policy! Is there any way to classify a husband as a pet?!
Posted Apr 26, 2022, 4:52 PM UTC
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If there is a way to classify a husband as a pet then r/FemaleDatingStrategy will be the first to know.
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I'd bring my emotional service pitbulls to the unit for the weekly inspection . Solves any pet policy violations every time.
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Yes there is, King. I've had to deal with this in the past. If the cat is under 18, you can get her arrested for soliciting a minor and trafficking. Hire a good prosecutor and she should be in jail for the next 20 years. It's a difficult legal process but this way she will be rehoused and you keep your community safe from perverted rentoids. Stay strong, King! 👑👑
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This king grinds 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Double the rentoids, double the rent.
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dead egger madness
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Try to divide and conquer. A cat always has his price.
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how cute is the cat?
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Inshallah, this is against the Quran. Declare a jihad on her and evict her from this world.
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She looks good for 49. Why not just add her to your harem?
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make the cat pay rent
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If she married a cat she counts as one two. No pets means no pets.
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i mean she is no longer a single mom, i would give her a temporary rent cut for five minutes
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No
You are no landchad, you are no king, and you are by no means a sigma male, everyone will now take advantage of your humility
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followed by an eviction and me adopting another cat, i like to keep my ‘toids on their tois
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Charge rent on the cat
Thank you. I think I will raise their rent and mandatory tip effective immediately to account for this increase in the number of adults living in the household.
Be careful on how you define adult. Bc legally speaking, the cat would need to be 18 years old.
On the other hand, you could sue her now for pedophiliacy, as the cat is very likely less than 18yo, but she is, as said inthe title 44, so the marriage isnt legally binding (you cant marry minors, if youre an adult).