Bashar al-Assads perfect alawite genes are the result of hundreds of years of fearing sunnis which in turn led to the development of a neck that is literally immune to beheading. subhanallah no sword will ever tear through that magnificent pillar of lion flesh

I love this Sub

creationists can't refute this 😎

Bashar really stuck his neck out for this

Oof... 🤣🤣🤣

"Perfect genes"

Dude has no chin and everything above his waist is barrelshaped.

The is too funny

Why do the assads have such exaggerated features? We got bashar with his elf ears and no chin and hafez rocking that Jimmy neutron forehead.

Lmao that post history. Still obsessed with that religion ?

alhamdulillah perfect for hanging