My epic trip to Colombia (pt 1)
Since I’ve gotten back I’ve been swamped at my job and coming home everyday tired as shit I just had no energy or desire to write this up but now I finally do! So here we go, know a few of you have been waiting for this.
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And now for the real reason you're here...
Day 1
So a few days prior to me heading for Medellin I bought tinder platinum and was trying to set things up with chicks ahead of time for the week. I had set the goal of smashing at least 1 regular chick so I was on there chatting with SWs and regular chicks.
I personally am all about getting the best outcomes possible for myself so paying $30 for the premium to have full access to the app is a good investment.
Honestly I felt like western women with all the matches I got that week, I had so many matches and options I didn’t really know who I’d choose until I actually got to my Airbnb and got settled. It was pretty even between working girls and regular girls with my matches.
My strategy on there was simple, match with a girl and do some small talk and then get her WhatsApp number to do the real talking haha.
Most SWs are pretty direct and will give you their WhatsApp number from the rip while the regular girls I actually had to spit a little game to them to get theirs. I had a flight from Philly to Miami then to Medellin. When I got to Miami my airline said there’s going to be a 2-hour delay for my flight.
By the time I found out, I had actually selected the chick I wanted for the evening:
Natalia
I told her about my delay and she was super cool about it. I was also kind of setting up dates with other chicks at the same time just in case she flaked.
When I finally got to Medellin the immigration process took damn near an hour. I cleared through the airport and I had 2k cash with me, strictly for mongering and tipping purposes. I took about $400 and converted it into pesos because the research I did guys were saying to always have some money on you that’s from the country you’re in.
I finally get to the Airbnb, unpack and get situated. It’s like 10:30 pm now, and other than fucking a hot girl all I really wanted to do was relax, eat some food and watch the UFC fight that was coming on at midnight. I figured I’d eat first then have her come by and watch the fight with me for a little then fuck for for a couple hours lol. I say this because these are her prices:
She is a legit IG baddie level chick and to get her for 3 hours at that price is fucking steal to me, especially compared to what I see in the states. The problem, though, was that she just told me when I hit her up is her working hours are 1pm to 11pm.
THE "JEFA" (BOSS)
Long story short she told me she wasn’t going to be able to make it, but she actually turned out to also be a “Jefa” (boss) cuz she then sent me pics of her other friends I can fuck in her place.
As you’ve noticed I’ve blocked their faces. That's because Natalia and her friends don’t want their family and friends to find out that their SWs and they all were pretty stern on taking pics and vids and even showing their faces to other people in the city. Haha.
Because her and her friends were so legit and such a good time I’m going to respect their privacy plus I’ll be going back their at some point and I don’t want to possibly ruin my relationship with them. So, I ended up choosing Carolina...
Carolina
Natalia said she would be at my Airbnb at midnight. Natalia was the point of contact for all of these chicks, none of them were allowed to give out their contact information. Luckily for me there was a restaurant at the first floor of my building with TVs that we’re playing the fight for free!
So I ate at the restaurant and watched the fight until Carolina arrived.
MET A FAMOUS YOUTUBER
During that time I ran into a famous dating YouTuber that I actually follow, he was with a lil baddie and they were there watching the fight as well. I walked over and introduced myself, showing him love and telling him he’s part of the reason I’m even down here cuz him and his boys made some vlogs of them cold approaching and dealing with chicks out here.
He’s actually been coming to Colombia for 3 years now so he’s pretty established with the area. He definitely doesn’t monger because he talked down a little on the SWs when the topic came up in our convo. I played it cool and told him I’m looking for regular chicks haha. By this time I also setup my bumble account as well and I showed him my profiles for that and tinder.
He gave me some good advice, he said sex appeal is everything down here, so if you have a nice body show it off. I gained some pandemic weight so I’m not a ripped as I once was and that’s why he said that cuz I posted mostly face pics lol. Good thing I’m out here mongering mostly. LOL
So the fights ended quicker than I expected, so I was back in my Airbnb waiting for Carolina to come. She finally came and I had to go down to the front desk to check her in.
I originally had booked an Airbnb closer to the part of the city that was more festive. My boys came here last summer and had a tour guide/company help them with their trip and my brother got really cool with the guy that runs it.
MEET PABLO
For privacy purposes let’s call him Pablo. I called Pablo to have him give me a tour around the city and plug me into everything he could which we agreed he would do for me on that Sunday. I told him where I was staying and he said no no bro you can do better than that and suggested the one that I ended up staying in.
This was a blessing in disguise because of some chicas are drugging and robbing people and this building had a front desk and security and it was a perfect counter for that. I paid double what I was originally going to pay but it was totally worth it now looking back on it.
THIS TRIP IS ABOUT TO BE LEGENDARY
I came down to the lobby to meet her and check her in. She greeted me with a smile hug and kiss. She looked better in person, at that point I thought to myself, “Yooo this trip is about to be fucking legendary” LOL.
Since my Spanish is still not where it needs to be I used translate apps on my phone which she was totally cool with. I told her the one thing I’m missing to make this night perfect is some weed.
Tell me why this bitch hit up her Taxi driver to swing back around with two pre rolled blunts!
I got the blunts, and we started smoking in my Airbnb with a beautiful view of the city from my window and we were just talking through the app and getting to know each other.
I booked her for 2 hours, I’m not a “30 min try-her-out” dude like Dr. Langston. I like to be relaxed and not feel rushed and with the prices they had It was perfect for my preference.
THE ACTION
After about 45 min of smoking and talking we decided to go to my bedroom. She got naked and her body was just as hot as her face.
She had perky fake boobs which weren’t the greatest but her petite frame and juicy little booty made up for it. I played with her body for little bit, got hard and she put on a condom and started sucking.
As some of you know I'm team bareback and I would’ve just had her skip it. But for data collection purposes I decided to let her do her thing.
I was low key mad because her BJ skills are good it’s just I couldn’t feel it as much with the condom on lol. After the BJ I had her in missionary and pounded her out while staring at her pretty ass face. She can definitely take a pounding and she genuinely seemed like she was enjoying it. I’ve smashed enough SWs by now to tell the difference. LOL
I flipped her over and blew her back out in doggy for a little and then had her ride me. Time was getting close to done and just like the chicks in the DR she had the confused face on why I haven’t cum yet.
I told her it’s the condom and she offered to just take the condom off and just cum on her tits. Since I didn’t like her tits I told her to just lay on the bed, look sexy and rub her pussy.
For 10 minutes, I just jerked off, stared at her, had her talk dirty and play with herself until I came.
I gave her the money and we actually ended up chilling for 45 minutes after because it was like 3AM and no taxis/Ubers were available so she had to wait.
In that time I decided to shoot my shot and asked if we could meet again but this time shoot on my GoPro. She respectfully declined and she also declined when I asked for her number.
This is when I realized Natalia is the "Jefa" and she told me all the girls only go through her for work. I told her that was cool and asked her could I at least get a selfie with her. She agreed. Haha!
After she left, I lit up the rest of the blunt, played some Bad Bunny, and stared at the beautiful view of the city. Although I didn’t get to cum the way I wanted to, overall she was dope and worth the price.
A great start to a great week ahead of me!
[Part 2 coming up]
Posted Apr 28, 2022, 5:20 PM UTC · edited