What is the closest real life equivalent to Slurm?
Posted Apr 29, 2022, 12:24 AM UTC
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Slurm seems unusually thick for a soda. I imagine the closest equivalent is undiluted lime cordial.
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Thickness or texture. I’m thinking more like the Japanese lactic sodas—calpico/calpis but green.
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I always thought like Mtn dew or Mellow Yellow
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Damn, I totally forgot about Surge.
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I actually miss this soda
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I fucked Surge up when it made a reSURGEnce a couple years back but I think it’s gone again
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You can get Surge at Burger King
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Based on the coloring and the packaging, I always assumed Surge.
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I miss surge
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Surge was around briefly a couple year back, was discontinued again. I miss it again already.
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I always thought of Vault, which was highly caffeinated. Especially when it turned out it would randomly make benzene, which caused cancer.
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Definitely Mountain Dew. Look at West Virginia.
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I always thought the same thing that the closest comparison would be Surge.
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I mean, it was highly addictive.
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Original green Monster IMO. That stuff just needs to be thicker and you've got the Slurm straight from the the Queen Mother's butt.
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Mmmm, Surge
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I miss the old surge from the 90s before they canceled / changed it...you can still find the new version in gas stations every now and then but it's not the same.
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Toothpaste, you don't want to know whose behind that comes from
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Meth
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Yes!! Yes, yes, yes! Shut up and take my money!
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Mountain dew I would think
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High school lunch was a can of this and a little bag of chips.
I miss Surge..
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I imagine Slurm being like viscous lidocaine.
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Green V for sure, in NZ and wherever else it's sold.
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Surge gets revived as much as Futurama so it is fitting.