Drop ur Valorant competitive's best copypasta!

something along the lines of :

N.A.T.S. (Also called No Access To Site) was an AI created by Rito Games to check playtest their Sentinels. However since Rito sucks at dealing with smurfs, the AI started smurfing, leading to Rito Games believing sentinels are overpowered, nerfing cypher and buffing jett for the 8th time.

or

MY NAMES HIKO 📷 IM A BAITER 📷 ILL MEET YOU AT THE BOMBSITE 📷 A LITTLE BIT LATER