Maybe in another 30 years
Posted May 3, 2022, 4:52 AM UTC
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Tf is this doing on rare insults?
Not only is this not an insult, it's also very common
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Karma whore
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This sub is actually just a rebranding of r/brandnewsentence
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And they got rid of “red cabbage head ass” because it wasn’t rare enough…
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Yes. It would be all of the crimes at once, and you would be locked away for -ei^π years
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So... 1?
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Censored your own name as the OP in the screenshot?
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ZOONECROPHILIA 🤌
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"rare insults"
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what you gonna do in your autonomous, self-driving car then? Ask the important questions.
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You posted this
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Technically it would exist in a quantum superposition between just bestiality, and bestiality + necrophilia, although this assumes you can really fuck the cat without observing it in the quantum sense which is probably impossible.
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Banging Schrödinger’s cat would require one to observe the cat, so it depends on what state it’s in once you observe
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What if there is no cat? What would you do then?
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I cant wait to see the responses to your question
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Both at the same time
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Ok, so I read an article on Wikipedia on Schrödinger's Cat and didn't understand anything. Care to explain it to a caveman?
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They put a cat in box and put poison in box and until box open it is in a state of both dead and alive and it you won't know until you open the box and observe it. I think
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Thanks 👍 Still don't understand why it's labeled as a paradox though
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Me neither, I can explain what it is but I don't understand it
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beastiality 100%
Unless you waited until after the experiment with the uranium, then you'd open up and see whether the cat is dead or alive.
The cat itself isn't dead or alive until you observe UNLESS there's a quantum element to it, i.e. the uranium atom that may or may not decay. Without this uranium then it's just a normal cat, and when not observed is NOT either dead or alive until observed. It is only alive unless specifically killed.
Therefore without the uranium it's just beastiality. No necrophilia.
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It can be thought of as both, you don't know until you open the box.
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it's both ...
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Schrodinger's felony
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While quantum physics might not forbid this, I do.
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shoving your dick in it counts as an observation if we're talking about actual quantum mechanics, where interacting with something in any way at all is technically observation. so basically as soon as your dick touches it it'll become either necrophilia or beastiality.
Exactly, I was just about to say the same thing. People think that observation only means seeing something but that's just one way of observing something. It's the same way people only associate "media" with television or entertainment specifically, even though media is anything you can derive information from, regardless of how you observe it. Media is literally anything you can observe in the world.
technically media is the plural of medium, so media would be anything that contains information with the purpose of providing or sharing said information with someone.
I mean isn’t it always beastiality regardless if the animal is dead or alive?
i guess. holy fuck why am I discussing this?
Lmao I was just sitting here pondering...why am I reading this? Thank you for letting me feel like I'm not alone.
Shrodinger's Thermometer