I do a different kinda carpet surfing

I fucking LOVE getting stimmed up and fucking cleaning!! And I carpet surf, but I’m not looking for crumbs, I know I don’t drop shit. I’m looking for small debris on the floor the vacuum missed. Make that shit immaculate. The smallest fiber will not go unnoticed. I haven’t done it yet, but I’ve considered trimming my carpet with scissors in places where a strand sticks out too far. Maybe that’ll be my next project.

Fuck, I just love a spotless floor. Love perfect vacuum lines.