Character concept for next round of DLC

A cat, get this, with a hat. Literaly just an animated cat with a fully customizable headwear. You can try to control it but it will mostly ignore your moves unless you are super patient. It's a bit like button mashing but if the cat nudges a character off the stage it's instant KO.

Okay that didn't do it for you? I know it was a bit silly, so it's time to get serious, as serious as Richard Millhouse Nixon. That's right the 37th President will make his debut in Smash tournaments world wide and be a major disruptive force in the smash universe. All your controls are just different policies you enact, so Nixon really isn't so much on the stage as he is in the oval office puting in executive orders changing the socioeconomic landscape of the Smashverse. Good luck affording those arrows in this economy, Link! ^^Nixon ^^does ^^come ^^out ^^and ^^bitchslap ^^as ^^his ^^final ^^smash.

Alright if none of that is convincing, this will surely be one everyone can agree on. The cast of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". C'mon, reddit loves them, and Danny DeVito has a pretty open schedule. I mean it might take some time but if we all pool our money we should be able to afford a few hours in the recording studio and the rest will be history.