[TOMT][Commercial][2010's] Coffee Breaks Across the US?

Saw this commercial a while ago, but I still remember some of the lines. The premise is "coffee breaks across the US" and its a coffee creamer commercial. One guy is stuck in LA traffic and is talking to himself. The character wants to be an actor and says in his car, "The miserable moose missed his moist muffins" and " Danielle, I love you, but the shirts TOO TIGHT!" He then opens his glove box and a massive amount of coffee creamers come out of it. I have looked everywhere and I can't seem to find the commercial! Please help!