I just read an anti-abortion thread and I think we should make it illegal to jerk off

Every time a man jerks off, millions upon millions of lives are lost. Think of all of those helpless potential people, who if they were truly not wanted could easily have been adopted by willing families. Think of who they might have become, the societal contributions they might have made, had they been given the opportunity for life. And yet a man just throws them away, murders them, without any consequences for his actions. It's despicable, really.

And yes, it is my personal belief, not based on any sort of scientific reasoning but really just a feeling that I have that also conveniently justifies my argument, that life begins in the gonads. So yes it would be immoral for any man to interfere with a poor little sperm's right to life. He should keep those sperm inside until he is ready to conceive a child, because that is his purpose as a man. To produce children.

And sure men have a right to their own body and whatever. But that right stops where another life begins. If a man gets horny and wants to satisfy that desire, he must take responsibility for the consequences of that and be willing to raise a child. If someone comes along and jerks him off against his will well... it's more complicated... as long as he can prove it was unconsenual he may be forgiven, in some cases.

/s