A 10 year old protestant boy and a 10 year old catholic girl are standing on a river bank.

A 10 year old protestant boy and a 10 year old catholic girl are standing on a river bank.

The girl says, "my mom will be really angry if my shoes get wet" And so they both agree to remove their shoes prior to entering the water.

They wade into the water and it starts getting deeper. The boy "says well my mom will hate me if I ruin my new pants" And so they remove their pants.

Once they ensure that every item of cloths is out of harms way... they take a good look at each other.

"Strange", the girl says, "I didn't think protestants and catholics were THAT different!"