The Traveller's Guide to Traversing the World: The UK

Welcome to the UK! A marvellous country with a lot to thank for. For example, it is the reason why so many countries have independence days! So anyways, lets get into the guide, shall we?

1. Be respectful. If you think that masks are stupid and retail workers are bad, then beware of the sight of bloody bones.
2. Avoid dogs with black fur. It is not worth the risk.
3. Avoid bodies of water. Even if you don't get torn apart by the Nuckelavee, you may still get drowned by Grindylow.
4. Don't go anywhere near fae if you do not have iron. They will not hesitate to rip you to shreds.
5. Beware of busy cities. They are home to many criminals, and home to other creatures as well.
6. Try not to exhibit disgust when you eat food. It is offensive, even though the haggis tastes like mouldy feces.

There are some places in this world where no rules can prepare you for them. We don't know a lot about this place, and every person we sent there is now either dead or missing. Look, just be safe out there, okay?

- A.D.