At a craft fair over the weekend

I’m in line to buy a snack. A lady behind me is cooing into a stroller.

“Memory! Hiiiii Memory!”

Suddenly, a toddler boy runs into view. Same mom yells,

“PERSON! You come back here!”

I would really like to think I misheard and she said “Pearson” or something, but she was right behind me and the ERR sound was very pronounced.

So I think Memory and Person is officially the worst sibset I’ve ever heard.