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Passed my probation drug test 14 days after smoking

Title says it all, there is hope if you have at least two weeks prior to your test. I smoked 4 times heavily 14 days before my test. I was smoking flower and dabs.

The test came out of nowhere, but I was lucky enough to be given 14 days. Obviously, i know what I did was incredibly stupid, but i am walking a straight path now. The test was to be administered at the actual lab. Their published cutoffs were 50 ng/ml and 15 ng/ml confirmation.

What I did once notified:

STOPPED ALL USE

Changed my diet to around 60 carbs a day, the rest as protein and fat. I had most of my protein come from red meats to up my creatinine level.

Started going to the gym 6 times a week. 3x days of heavy lifting, and 3 days of running until I felt like I was going to puke.

Drank at least a gallon of water a day and supplemented with 5g of creatine monohydrate daily.

Ordered easy at home test from Amazon- 18 pack (I think? Can't remember the number)

Tested myself 6 days after smoking, HARD fail. I diluted and was able to get a faint line.

Day 6-14 I continued my routine except the last week prior to my test I started taking men's multivitamins as well as b12 daily. 3 days before my test I ceased all lifting and started eating like an absolute fatass. I ate anything and everything in my sight to spike my insulin and increase my fat stores. The purpose of this was to prevent my body from metabolizing fat (which releases thc) prior to my test.

A few days prior to my test, I started getting a line on my first dehydrated piss of the day. Once I hydrated it was a hard pass.

The day of the test I woke up and drank about 36 ounces of water followed by 64 ounces of Gatorade once my urge to pee ceased. I drank this Gatorade exactly an hour before my test. With the Gatorade I took one men's multivitamin, and 1 b12 caplet. I was trying to be careful and not have my urine be highlighter yellow (which can flag you for adulterated urine).I peed once before my test and I got a perfect pass on several drug tests I used.

I went to the lab, provided the sample from midstream. I received my results 2 weeks after testing when I saw my probation officer. No drugs detected - NOT DILUTE

This was a couple of months ago, I just wanted to show all of you that you can unfuck yourself if you end up in the same position as me. Please take this as a learning experience and try to value your freedom/job over a few tokes. Once you got the job or are free, have at it.

Let me know if yall have any questions.

Posted May 4, 2022, 6:39 PM UTC

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