YouTuber-Catchphrase-Insult-Alterer!

Parent comment is a phrase a YouTuber uses to open their videos, child comment is an altered version of the phrase turned into an insult, and grandchild comment is a comeback to the insult. Examples:

“What’s up, how’s it going? If you’re coming back, what’s up, how’s it going? It was really good to see you today.” “That’s a cool shirt. If you’re wearing it a second time, it’s an ugly shirt. It was a really bad choice to wear it today.” “At least it protects me from your negative energy.”

Or,

“Hey guy!,” “You’re Lame, Guy!,” “I do have a unique first name, though, Jeff.”