[socialmedia] Ah yes, you can only chat with men about football

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[socialmedia] Ah yes, you can only chat with men about football

Posted May 5, 2022, 7:52 AM UTC

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Dotkor_Johannessen•

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vitimber•

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2Gay2DriveStraight•

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SabarTheST•

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evanescent_evanna•

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Skye_Lost•

Sorry I got distracted by "egyptian literature"

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4YoEyezOnly•

Me too, I was looking up how to resurrect Ammit

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BabyBoomer74•

Harrow definitely has a Reddit account

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scut_furkus•

He's definitely active on PCM

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MangledSunFish•

Political cum piss

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Palkesz•

So american football not a sport, confirmed?

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DroneOfDoom•

Of course not. American Football is a band.

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_mark_st_OP•

Yes, and it's called handegg

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MangledSunFish•

Armored rugby

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Palkesz•

pussy's rugby

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miimily•

Men ONLY chat about football. Nothing else.

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MKagel•

Can confirm. When I came out, I was bound by man magic to only discuss football.

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7-swans•

this is from the comedy video "master of the internet" for anyone not aware. it's very much a joke

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TundieRice•

Yeah, “Egyptian Literature” tipped me off. What’s with Reddit and not recognizing an obvious joke??

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I'm intrigued about the egyptian literature

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IdioticZacc•

It contradicts that you can only chat with women on the internet

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Geosanchu•

It didn't say only

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Satan1992•

Ahh you misunderstand. You can chat with women about anything, including football. But if you chat with men, the only available topic is football.

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Angry_Strawberries•

Maybe men can talk about anything to a woman, but as a woman I have to adhere to the rules of the internet and thus can only talk to men about football.

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Satan1992•

Exactly. The rules don't imply anything about the gender identity of user, but if you're chatting with anyone who identifies as male then it has to be about football

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_isaidiwasawizard_•

Sports and also football

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UmJammerSully•

Not even "satire" tag. I'm worried about some of you.

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Gongaloon•

It's a shitpost.

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Jaanstein•

It's a meme, none of the things make sense.

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AlabasterPelican•

Poor baby ain't never been to the south I see

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0_Zero_Gravitas_0•

Always stray away from your tenants. They pay rent and don’t need you hovering over them.

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morithum•

I don’t know the OP but this had to be satire, right? From some old AOL intro-to-the-internet VHS?

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ukepapa9800•

I hate this sub now

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splashedwall25•

Redditor tries to recognise satire challenge (impossible)

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tremosoul•

Egyptian literature. Me gusta.

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Jozef_Baca•

-Gay furry erp

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