New Soma Vender

Hey guys. I just wanted to let everyone know that after seeing a few posts about how much people missed soma, I would become a vendor myself since I have a source in India I’ve been using for personal use.

I have both the 350s and the 500s. There are no prices set yet as I’m currently only giving samples out to get my name out there. Here’s how the sample will work:

You post in this thread and I will send you a DM. I would need you to reply whether you want a 350 or a 500mg sample.

I will then require your shipping address. I will be sending you one pill, untracked, in a normal stamped envelope. You’ll know when it arrives as the return address will be listed as “Totally Legal Soma Vendor LLC, and your sample will consist of a single pill.

Do not be selfish and complain to be about the size of the sample. You will be blocked. Do not complain about the method of delivery you will be blocked.

I’ve always thought giving samples was a great way to get started as a vendor and so this is now my time to do so.

Edit; I’m really sorry guys for getting your hopes up.. I hope you understand this was a joke. Yesterday someone started messaging many people about being soma vendor. He then made a post and said he was going to become a soma vendor. Earlier today he made a post on separate subreddit saying that he just took a soma for the first time today, and never knew how good they felt. That along everything else he was saying or doing made it obvious he was a scammer.

When I called him out on it he deleted all his posts and cussed me out. He then continued to reply to me and talk shit to me about how grateful everyone should be and they should be kissing his feet for him willing to send one soma pill.

I tried to make this post as obvious as possible it wasn’t real, just as a way to show him how obvious it was he was a scammer. It’s kind of scary to me how quickly people started messaging me already talking about sending me money before I even posted any sort of proof. I feel like I could make a 6 figure living scamming this sub.

Please everyone, remember to do your due diligence and sure to get plenty of proof the vendor you’re ordering from