Which one of you is this dude?

Salty Rant
Which one of you is this dude?

Posted May 10, 2022, 3:53 PM UTC

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Hi-Tech_Low-Life•

I will say this. At least folks like him are out playing airsoft and walking around. Most people that weight are inside at a desk playing Warcraft

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Pal_Smurch•

When I was stationed in Hawaii, my boss and I were driving around the base, and we passed an overweight woman who was running. I made a smartass comment about her, and my Sergeant lit my ass up, saying "Hey, at least she out working on it. She not sitting on the couch, eating bon bons.

It truly shamed me and I never made a comment like that again.

You're a good guy.

Edit: By the way, you were only supposed to get one gold award. Today's your lucky day.

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Hi-Tech_Low-Life•

Whoa thank you internet person! Thank you so much

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Japnzy•

Hey, that's uncalled for. World of Warcraft finally became mainstream a few years back. We can't continue being the fat joke game. League of legends took that belt from us.

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AFDevil66•

Here we see an elite soldier of the One-Hundred-and-Wurst Hamborne Division

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LarroldSumptin•

Chairborne!

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AFDevil66•

Instead of Aerosal it's Cholesterol

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TheRtHonLaqueesha•

Went to Chair Assault School at Fort Campbell's Soup.

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[deleted]•

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Sorry, anything chair related is ear marked for Chair Force references.

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MiKapo•

He’s off to defend the burger town

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YaboyMrFreshNDARNG•

Ramirez! Get to the Burger Town rooftop, go go!

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Hipoop69•

I can’t Sarge! I’m stuck in the doorframe!

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meesersloth•

He defended it too hard.

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sprchrgddc5Senior 2LT•

How did you find a picture of my 58 year old First Sergeant?

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Wadka•

That would be First Sausage.

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LarroldSumptin•

P.T. : Pudding and Taters

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GazpachoPanini•

Meal Team Six going dark, charlie mike

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Redhighlighter•

Going dark meat*

We are Oscar Meyer to refil point.

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qwerty_quail•

It's me Sarnt.

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Lol this is airsoft, I have to assume. Uniform, mismatch, goggles, dude with a shotgun that I also think has an orange tip?

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siiiggghhhh•

And the guy with a beard...

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tehIb•

Looks like a guy I saw on the DC mission. He was winded from walking from the gate to his post. Had to lean on a barrier to catch his breath.

Failure in leadership on so many levels, starting with letting him out in public in uniform lol

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Wooden_Home_7767•

This is the physical embodiment of a sweet loot drop in the beginning of a video game. Big, slow, kitted up but has the Gucci gear

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hallese•

This cannot possibly be NG, there's no UCP in sight.

/s (sort of)

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airassault_tanker•

That dude is two of us!

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Manager-Top•

If he's shot I'm leaving him behind or maybe use his carcass as cover.

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Gotta be airsoft right guys? Right.. guys...?

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Xastrina420•

Yeah bout that…..

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Xastrina420•

Jesus he ate meal team six.

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Brautsen•

And you thought dependapotami were scary…

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Ah it's ok Guys he's just the Tank of the party

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Funk--Shway•

Pretty sure that's a milita or airsoft group

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TwoRipOP•

Or an airsoft militia?? Awesome

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