I don't know... Sell some shares, fix your fuckin car?
Posted May 11, 2022, 7:47 PM UTC
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there is a legit citadel auto financing, but absolutely no relation.
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Citadel Securities and Citadel the hedge fund are two completely different companies with different leadership as well (though CitSec is under the umbrella of Citadel). But these retards are too dense to understand any nuance. The Citadel is also a military school in South Carolina. Coincidence?! I THINK NOT!
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That's hilarious lmao
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Itās Citadel Credit Union, not affiliated with Citadel Securities or Citadel LLC. Actually predates both by several decades lol
But yeah, being down to your bottom dollar with no car = hedgies r fuk
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Can a wrinkled brain ape explain to me how hedgies are fucked again?
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you know, I don't think I've ever gotten a good answer on that.
all I hear is hundreds of millions of synthetics, illegal activity, naked shorting, they've not covered, all of those. All of which there is no evidence of.
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Kenny was waiting in the lobby of the used car lot, sweating through his suit, praying the ape would sell his shares.
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Read the DD before asking stupid questions
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homeboy is seriously considering buying another car, with negative equity, when a trans rebuild would cost less in the long run. I don't know how dumb someone could truly get.... but I'm getting a vibe that this dude will reach new highs.
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No matter what the situation, apes will make the worst financial decision possible. Itās like a law of nature at this point.
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I can imagine this ape standing up in the car salesman's office, straightening his jacket and looking him dead in the eye as he says "No dice, chief. My shares ain't for sale" and walking out, bemused salesman behind him.
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it's border line ridiculous that some of these amigos, it's become their forte to let everyone know about it.
retards.
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He can be super proud while he walks to work like an idiot.
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the only upside... he couldn't complain about his transmission on a car he is still paying for.
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Wait til he hears about The Citadel University in South Carolina!
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lolol... don't man, just don't. I live in SC. I did hear Lord was a keynote this year
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I didn't mean to make this a live chat, fuck me.
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lol, you can't make this level of retard up
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Dudes got like 40 shares lol. Why do none of them ever have anywhere even close to the āaverageā they think theyāve estimated through the DRS bot (which is like 160 or something).
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Jesus Christ in a can! Are people born that fucking stupid, or does it take training?
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I'm almost positive this is something that requires training. Theres just no way.
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The universe is screaming at him to sell his stupid shares but he's gonna ride it into the ground.
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I really doubt you can get financing for a car through Citadel but itās hilarious watching this guy role play
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What a fucking idiot. Citadel auto loans are issued by Citadel Credit Union - A non profit credit union!?!
That's some good fucking shit right there
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Citadel is citadel bro doesnāt matter
Youāre saying Citadel doesnāt profit?? I knew it! Hedgies r fuuuukt š
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