The state of these times 😔
Posted May 13, 2022, 2:05 AM UTC
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how the hell is vertical slabs hampering creativity
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it makes you go through the process of installing forge/fabric and downloading a vertical slabs mod. it fills you with pride and accomplishment for wasting your time on a feature that should've been in the game a decade ago
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It gives you pride and accomplishment. Also glass not dropping itself unless silk touched (and most other silky touch blocks) is an important game mechanic.
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When Im in a make most fucking redundant feature competition and my oponent is Mojang:😨😨😨
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“Endermen, cooked chicken, watermelon” way to go mask off
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Note how endermen cant swim, steal stuff and will attack you for looking at them.
Also the villagers are from the same update as far as I remember and they are big nosed traders.
I am not sure if it was a shit ton of coincidence aided with pareidolia, or notch legit went full out there
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Enderman were a slenderman reference but don't know about the villagers
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this stuck out to me
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The dolphins should rape steve while in love mode.
(/rj obviously)
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/rj implies you /uj d before this. You sick freak
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well i wanted to make sure people knew i was joking. although that makes it extra edgy oml
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Mojang is dumb and lazy
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I've seen people defend mojang saying "well they're doing their best bestie please stop hitting jeb with a crowbar!!!!!" Well bitch, STFU I DONT CARE KILL JEB KILL JEB AND HAVE SEX WITH AGNES
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The firelies shouldn't have been deleted, more people will play minecraft if they are not deleted
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I'm a time traveller from the future, Minecraft will literally die in 2023 if Mojang doesn't add those fireflies back right this instant
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I want to
To make out with Notch
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When the mojang is woke and uncharacteristically unfunny:
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Unfortunately that's the way of the world now, its a liberal future. Everything is like that now.
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Good to see these stinky redditors mass downvote when it comes to the truth.
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It’s almost like the game went from indie to AAA