More like CueGOAT!!!!  That stat makes me feel bad about this team right now….🤦🏼‍♂️

Cute, but it's one start against a pretty shitty team.  Let's just hope he can put together some quality starts at the back of the rotation.

Jason Heyward was the king of all "WAR" frauds

When you start aggregating averages and percentages a lot of fucked up shit happens.

After his first and only start of the season on Monday, Johnny Cuetto is 7th in WAR on the team (4th among starting pitchers). We're 36 games in...