The virgin Zoey vs. the chad Courtney (it's humorous)
| Zoey | Courtney |
|---|---|
| wasn't a c.i.t. | was a c.i.t |
| staff didn't even think of her ethnicity | staff can't choose between south asian and latina, still they thought of her |
| is voiced by barbara mamabolo, doesn't sing in any episode | is voiced by emilie-claire barlow, sings in a lot of episodes |
| has only one boyfriend, he's the blandest roti character | had two boyfriends, one is a criminal and the other is the funniest all stars character |
| ep count is 26, nobody wants her back | ep count is 65, yet fans want her back |
| is a bad finalist, only winning because everyone else was dumbed down | is not a finalist, yet fans want her to be one |
| writers portray her as an angel, fans are bored of her | writers portray her as a bitch, fans are excited for her |
Posted May 19, 2022, 1:15 PM UTC · edited
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