This is soooooo awkward. From the pawing at Harry, wiping his face like a child, awkwardly moving around, mimicking Harry's jest of pretending to steal his teammates awards, clearly being in the way where they needed to hold the aware for the group picture........it is just so awkward.

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CybReaderOP🐐🐐 goats and thump thump 🐐🐐•

In addition, standing in the middle and she isn't reading the room that she needs to move and she is just clapping and smiling. They need to pose with their trophy, but can't. They have to somehow hold it above her because Meghan IS NOT MOVING. The cameras are on her. Then she ducks underneath them knocking her hat and goes back to rearranging it so she can be camera ready. They clearly did a quick photo with all of them, when they reached for the award to pose with that should've been her sign it is time to step aside. I've actually pinned my husband's new rank on him at his promotions during his career in the military. When my part was done, I knew to step aside so the CO could finish the job. I am convinced at this point she was not supposed to be on that stage after that part. They didn't know how to pose with that award with her in the middle of everyone smiling and clapping like a ditz. This is as awkward as that last balcony appearance.

Her "in the wild" jubilee appearances are going to be interesting. We should mentally prepare for the awkward weirdness of someone who needs to be the center of everything.

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Krzktgrrrl•

It looked like Harry wanted to push her off the stage. 😂

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Kind_winner447•

She is just in the way! She should have fecked off to the side and let them get a photo without her .

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carlosthemidget•

Old Harry would be all smiles, celebrating the win with teammates - instead he looked annoyed and frustrated.

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FirmAardvark6208•

I don’t condone violence but on this occasion, Harry should’ve taken the opportunity to elbow her right in the plasticine nose

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Ok_Minimum1805•

I have watched this five times just for the mixed emotion of second hand embarrassment, cringe, and hilarity. Stuck at home with Covid and it’s pure entertainment between watching and reading all the comments.

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I’m so glad you have a diversion! Best wishes for a rapid recovery.

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Ok-Improvement-9976Is he kind? 👀•

Me too! Stuck at home with Covid. MM and H's antics help me pass the time.

I wanted to scream at the screen "OMG LEAVE, NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE". It's so awkward!

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BrightSideBlues•

They moved her to the center from the end to get her in the picture if you watch the video. She and Harry were the hosts.

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CybReaderOP🐐🐐 goats and thump thump 🐐🐐•

I’m the one who posted the video.

I watched the video. They got a picture, then she should’ve moved when they wanted to hold the trophy but she stood there where they had to hold it above her in an awkward position. Then she squeezed in between in an even sillier move on her end.

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BabsieAllen•

This is Meghan unscripted and not in control. It's the same as the USO show. She panics in these situations.

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NarglesDidit•

Why does she put herself in these positions when she obviously cannot manage them? She could have easily stood off to the side with the other wives or girlfriends and let Harry have one thing.

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BrightSideBlues•

They put her in the center after she handed out the individual trophies/plaques. She and Harry were the hosts so it was natural to want her in a picture with the big trophy.

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um_ok_try_again😧 Little Miss Forgetful 😧•

That's what I see / read.

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CybReaderOP🐐🐐 goats and thump thump 🐐🐐•

Oh my gosh, the USO show! How could I forget? When she kept trying to touch that man who air drummed to keep his hands busy so she wouldn’t claw at them anymore. Then she air drummed with him and he never looked at her. Everyone grouped up and she’s alone in the middle. I would’ve hitched a flight home after that.

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Crownjules70•

There’s a backstory there for sure!!

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Hello Dear could you give me some background about Meghan and the USO?

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CybReaderOP🐐🐐 goats and thump thump 🐐🐐•

It’s rough, even for snarkers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8XfvJeiUed8

The man to the left is staying busy and keeping space for a reason. Everyone’s paired up and she’s swaying along swinging her head back and forth trying to engage someone. It’s so awkward.

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The guy on the left in the USO Christmas show video (playing the air drums) is Brian Urlacher, a retired professional football player, who played for 13 seasons with the Chicago Bears. He apparently didn’t want to interact with Meghan one bit - he basically ignored her.

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Jesus Christ what the hell the USO is supposed to support and entertain.

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carlosthemidget•

Had to laugh at the change from "Hello Dear could you.." to "Jesus Christ what the hell" Thanks for the lolz!

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Farmgirl_Delilah•

30,708 views and 179 likes.😂

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BaileesMom2•

Yes that’s a tough video to watch. They wanted NOTHING to do with her. My secondhand embarrassment was off the charts. 🫣😰

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Has the BLG done this one???

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I wish he had! Someone should suggest it, as an amuse-bouche…

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k1d0s•

Wow that was hard to watch, literally no one’s ever liked her it seems…. Except simple harry lol

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anon8232•

💀

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GoldieLox9🍌 have an inspirational banana 🍌 •

OMG that video is unreal. Clearly everyone hated her. So much cringe.

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Couldn’t believe all of the dead space between TW and everyone else! Of course, the USO is about serving others, and the holiday itself is not about Meghan, so that’s two reasons for her not to engage…

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FirmAardvark6208•

She’s so delusional that she has actually scripted this. However, what she’s scripted doesn’t happen in real life because nobody else knows about her script, so if one person is out of place from where she imagined they’d be, she loses control and doesn’t know what to do. I think that’s why we got that clip of her when Doria starting talking that time in the cookery tent and Megs was like 👺 because she wasn’t prepared for anyone else to talk except for herself. When Doria accidentally edited the script, Meghan’s colon dilated and she panicked

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anon8232•

Do you possibly have a link? I’m not familiar with this event.

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FirmAardvark6208•

It’s this one, right at the start of BLG’s video. She’s disturbed that Doria dares talk. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VKTHJp2fMzM

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Canuckbear2002•

Omg. Best comment ever. Yep her colon did dilate and she panicked!!!! Narcissistic Meagain has to always be center of attention. Just she would flush herself away

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savingrain•

I think this is a very good assessment of what is going on. She ends up looking like a flailing fish.

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4nx1s•

I love how first Harry and then Meghan try to take that plaque from the guy in the left hands and he's just like 'No!' and also moves away from her :)) It says a lot about how liked she is by the other teammates

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GoodestBurger•

Not that I’m defending her/them but it looked to me like they were trying to get him to hold it up higher. (The teammate to the guy’s right halfheartedly grabs at it too.) It looked like they were going to take a pic with them holding the awards, but the cup was in the way, the guy moves out from in front of the cup, then they just decided to just hoist the cup up. They weren’t trying to take it, which is why he didn’t react or let go.

That said, this was cringe af and clearly she is trying to be the center of attention, hands all over Haz, trying to do something to insert herself in what’s going on by copying Harry and standing in the middle of everything.

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Jnbntthrwy•

I think the previous poster is talking about the box the guy left of Meghan is holding. She tries to take his box!

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GoodestBurger•

That’s what I’m talking about too. Both Harry and the team mate on the other side put their hands on the box to get him to hold it up. Nobody (including Mug) is trying to take the box. Also, when the other teammate puts his hands on the box, the guy clearly says no and shakes his head. When Smeg does it, he moves his mouth but doesn’t appear to be addressing her specifically.

Mug just needed something to do other than stand there, so she tries to busy herself with that long after the moment has passed, trying to pretend to be useful because she’s awk as fawk.

Again, I’m not defending her cringe AF behavior here, she’s clearly trying to steal attention, insert herself and act like she belongs there when she doesn’t. I hate her too, but there is plenty to snark on in this video with what she is doing, without without projecting things onto her.

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decafavocado•

Why is she there??? You can feel the awkwardness from everyone. Is this another event ambush?

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CybReaderOP🐐🐐 goats and thump thump 🐐🐐•

I don’t know, it looks like she was to give the awards out initially, which is fine. But it just tailspinned. Her trying to grab the gentleman’s award, talking to him beforehand and he not once looks at her was telling. She awkwardly looks like she says “ok” when he says “no” and doesn’t release it to her. I would die right then and there if I was her.

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Girl_On_The_Couch•

The fact that he made zero eye contact while mouthing the word “no” says it all.

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BlueWinterYear•

LMAO. The gentleman is a teenager. I think he's 16. The demographic Meghan and Harry have been trying to cater to while talking negative about the older generation. I just find it funny that the teen isn't falling for Meghan's BS.

Nacho is 45, Harry is 37, and the other two are 16 year old boys.

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hankhillism•

I mean, why would teens care about what middle aged weirdos have to say? It's just weird how they brand themselves as "young" royals.

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aries-vevo•

She’s probably bitter about Cathrine having Wimbledon so she wanted her moment giving out awards.

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Nice-Ad-3805•

This was so incredibly uncomfortable to watch. It was the clapping for me. She truly looked unhinged. How can sugars watch something like this and not cringe?

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Nice-Ad-3805•

Also how H does the minimum when it comes to acknowledging her. Like he's cringing, too.

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He’s in a situation where he knows what to do and how it should go, and he’s a) behaving according to custom and b) not helping her. Interesting. Either he feels like she should just know what to do or just can’t anymore with this woman who won’t listen when he tries to explain something to her.

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Ready_MaddiePulls at the heartstrings 📃•

She IS unhinged

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Gumbo125Duchess of Automobile Fellatio 🚘🍆•
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Ready_MaddiePulls at the heartstrings 📃•

🤣 wow, that's... enough to give me nightmares

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Gumbo125Duchess of Automobile Fellatio 🚘🍆•

She looks such a mong in that pic 🤣 😂 😹

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londonlady321•

Because they are unhinged also .. they would defend her if she had took a shit on the field ..

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SarcasticBimbo 📚Finding Funding📚•

And they lost!!!!!! Why do they get any awards???? They lost 10-18, according to the Daily Mail. 🤯🤯🤯

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ssr_nana 📚Finding Funding📚•

Thanks for pointing that out! I saw the score reported and was so confused when I saw this! Is this a participation trophy??

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alextaur•

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 this makes it a thousand times more cringe and ridiculous

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TraditionScary8716•

The DM also reported that Megs wasn't at the match. Lol. Wrong. We knew better because anywhere there are photos, Megsy is there.

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Pretty-Cut-4812•

I can’t wait to see the body language guy’s analysis of this. Whatever it is that makes you worry what other people think of you, Meghan is missing it. I honestly think at this point she is utterly deranged, all giggly and ‘oh my god I’m just such an adorable YOUNG ingenue’, none of us are buying it MM, just so you know. He is clearly sick to the back teeth of her. My prediction when they split up, we’ll be the ones to get the blame. It’ll be framed as an amicable split, they were the most in love couple to ever couple but in the end their great love couldn’t withstand the vitriol of the public and press blah blah blah. Whereas in reality you can see it all in his face in this video lol

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Euphegenia5•

Yes! You nailed what I was trying to think of. I couldn’t put my finger on what she’s playing at…she’s trying to be a young, cute ingenue. I’m embarrassed for her, again. She is never, ever not “on”, always acting out some ridiculous fantasy like a delusional idiot.

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happyme321•

If they do split, I think she's going to make Amber Heard look reasonable in the divorce/custody proceedings

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Ready_MaddiePulls at the heartstrings 📃•

To me - he still looks completely infatuated with her. If you look at the other photos, it's the two of them gazing at each other like two utters psychopaths. He thinks she's the Kween of the universe, so let him destroy himself. He loves this

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PinkTiara24•

Can you link to the body language guy? Is he on YouTube? Thanks.

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Pretty-Cut-4812•

I can’t link but yes you’ll find him on there

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PinkTiara24•

Is that his name - body language guy?

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Lilthisarry•

The moment where they finally found a way to lift the trophy and block her as best they could, but Meg shimmies her way back to front and center 😂

Oh, I’m laughing but I also kind of want to die from secondhand embarrassment.

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Travel_Jellyfish_5Spectator of the Markle Debacle•

Wow... That was sooo cringy.

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BabsieAllen•

Well folks, we are seeing the long term consequences of 'what Megan wants, she gets " I wonder if Haz has heard of Pandora's Box?

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stephanielatinaPrincess Pinocchio •

She looks like a gold digger. You know the one who marries the rich old dude who’s ready to croak. There was so much cringe. Some of Dim’s teammates weren’t too impressed and looked annoyed.

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lpgoddess487•

Giving me Meredith Blake vibes (Parent Trap)

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stephanielatinaPrincess Pinocchio •

Yes!!!!

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klwr333✨OH WOW ✨•

She IS a gold digger, duh!

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texandood🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅•

She was pretending that dais was the Buckingham balcony. Imagine her doing all this on the balcony. Good heavens!

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CybReaderOP🐐🐐 goats and thump thump 🐐🐐•

Pretending the trophy was the crown coming down to be placed upon her head 🤣

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texandood🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅•

Ugh 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 for Lil’ Megraine

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Havengirl•

Ha ha, I knew she would wear polka dots. A ‘sweet nod’ to Pretty Woman. Lol. Cringe.

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She and Vivian had similar careers.

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anon8232•

👏👏👏

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SapphirePSL•

AND Diana, two birds one stone!

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Kizzy_Catwoman•

She really does have a type of personality disorder and she just has to be the centre of attention.

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julieCivilIs he kind? 👀•

I sat down and thought about it and I think Rachel Megan Markle read The Secret once and took the whole damn thing to heart and now truly lives in her own reality where she is the alpha and omega but for whatever reason, quantum physics is like NO MA'AM YOU ARE ACTUALLY HELLA ANNOYING so now she is the emperor with no clothes to most of us.

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Best_Guava_5463👨🏻‍🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻•

I’m cringing and full of embarrassment for her! So they lost and these were participation awards? It reminds me of ceremonies at my son’s soccer games when he was 6 years old… I can see MeghaMe with the other moms oops! I mean wives saying she’ll give out the awards…. and their like… yeah… you do that Megs😬🤣

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pebtasticPulls at the heartstrings 📃•

Wait, they didn’t even win? Why is there a giant participation trophy for grown adults?!

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Best_Guava_5463👨🏻‍🦰 When Hairy Met Salad 🥗👸🏻•

Someone posted that in the thread… but I think it is related to a fundraiser…I honestly don’t know what the trophy or the boxes mean!

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xxscrumptiousxxSweet nod 🌹•

OMG This is much much worse than the photo! HAHAHAHA I cannot!!!! What was she thinking!!??

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I’m sure eholmes will not comment on this mishegas.

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No_Medicine_2636😧 Little Miss Forgetful 😧•

Harry doesnt look happy.He looks downright pissed off.Why does she keep cuddling him?He is a grown man.

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TinyToodles•

She makes him look bad, that’s why he looks pissed off. She can sense his annoyance so she’s prodding him to smile so everyone doesn’t notice.

He knows how screwed he is. Polo used to be about charity fundraisers when he was in England, and now he’s just there to ape for the Netflix cameras. He’s ashamed.

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No_Medicine_2636😧 Little Miss Forgetful 😧•

It's their own fault.If they had listened to constructive criticism, taken advice and changed their approach they would be in a much better position.

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sod_it_allSpectator of the Markle Debacle•

Cringeworthy yikes and I thought I was socially awkward. Was she trying to kiss that guy on the lips, who puts their hand on someone's neck to kiss their cheek? Wiping his face was just awful even crayon man wasn't into that. She should have exited after one photo then let them do the trophy. Don't get me started on the hat and sunglasses bs, you don't look mysterious mm your stuck in the 90s/2000s.

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julieCivilIs he kind? 👀•

She is chaos, she is cringe, she is totally unhinged.

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OldNewUsedConfusedMeghan's janky strapless bra •

She's not beauty, she's not grace, she'll never be President of the United States....

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Danger__fox•

Oh Dear, I do not think that Meggie understood the assignment. How awkward, let them have a group photo? The other men also have wives probably?

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