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Juelz's Eyedrops

I got a group of seven on xbox live party chat for a few years now one of which is my friend named juelz who isn't known to be the brightest but today that fact shined brighter than ever before. He joined talking about how his eyes were irritated which led to how to fix it, he says he always uses soap to clean his eyes when this happens so we make fun of him a bit and then he says he has pink eye, we ask him how he knows and he says because he touched his cat and now his eyes hurt, makes total sense. We tell him any sensible person would use eyedrops or something of the sort but he says he's afraid of getting the eyedrops confused with something else, so we convince him thats dumb and to use the eyedrops so he come back and uses them. We start hearing shrieks of pain in the party and he asks if eyedrops are supposed to hurt, no juelz no they aren't. One of us asks for a picture of said eye drops and what do you know in big letters it says ear drops so he's yelling at himself while we can only laugh at this poor poor man. Once he finds the actual eyedrops he feels a bit better but asks if he will get any serious issues from this, after looking it up he decides to wash his eyes out in the party for twenty minutes while he convince him he won't go blind. Funniest we've had from him in a while.

Posted May 28, 2022, 11:27 AM UTC

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