Ever wonder how they test the piss?
Posted May 28, 2022, 5:24 PM UTC
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Doctor: " urine in good health, young lad"
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"sour diesel and ghost train haze?"
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Freshly squeezed.
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This is accurate - former doctor now trucker
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sips
Mmmm delicious. You have diabetes.
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Tastes like depression, Mountain Dew, and cigarettes.
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I mean, that's how they used to do it.
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He looks happy so I guess the driver failed?
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Old timey doctors had a whole chart for how the piss looks, smells, tastes https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/urine-wheel-and-uroscopy-your-wee-could-tell-medieval-doctor-009744 This article has pictures of some of the charts they used as well as a handful of drawings of people with their old timey piss cups
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So why’s it still take 3-5 business days for results
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checking for diabetes or they do a lot of meth. the meth heads lingering around truck stops like drinking the piss bottles for some reason.
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