don't threaten me with a good time

... with a cactus

Happy pride month

….with a rake.

*recidivism rates skyrocket

hes too powerful

Its not a Tuesday so that's gay

[removed]

...With a chainsaw

Corporate policy for Pride month? Or year round?

Technically the business owner will be in to that shit

jokes on you, you are in my shit.

Imma shoplift the sign