OC, pheasants!
Posted Jun 8, 2022, 12:37 AM UTC
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Giveth thine orbs a tug.
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Fornicator of bosoms!
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provide your testicles a heave ho!
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Titfucks are incredible.
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Settle down
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Yeah, so…
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Affirmative, henceforth...
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WHAT FOR, DEGENERATE?
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Settle down
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Sticks are unbelievable
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Thou art fabricated of extraneous components, strewth?
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And when you are roused from your sleep in the mornings, I will be directly next to your person, being “good to ya”
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Fucketh thee Shoresy!
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You like edamame?
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Huh?
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What fer??!
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Alas Francis, Didst thou consume an entire savory pie before the contest?
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Dost thine get ejected from the contest and begin endulging in said savory pies?
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Ye portly fornicator
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I’m howling over here
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Prithee, Jacques-Jean, if I wouldst provide thee with a McCain's Deep & Delicious, thou couldst vouchsafe us a goal?
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Grant thine testicles an observational examination, OP.
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Drag on thy testes
Frot on someone's teats
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You look like a badly skinned bear rug
Give your testicles a tug
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Give thine testicles a pull!
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Breast fornicator!
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Easy Humongous Voluptuous
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Giveth thine balls a tuggeth!
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Dost thine possess tobacco?
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You're doing terrific.
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What say you good man?
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Thine be fucketh, son of Shore.
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My new one is "So dumb!"
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Thou shalt cease expounding, Sanguinet.
He is the player of least repute on the lowest team. He should procure a carbonated beverage to consume
I do believe he did receive manual stimulation while submersed aside a festive watercraft.