Airport Parking and found a used CONDOM when I returned

Hey redditors, So today i wanna share one of the most profound and disgusting things that ever happened in my life. It is the absolute worst parking experience i've ever had. I posted it on www.parkingexperience.org but i wanted to share it here too because I'm sure a lot of you have your own parking horror stories and id love to hear them. try and see if you can top this I parked my car at an airport parking lot in Miami, i think the lot name was "Jet Parking Miami". Three days later I came to pick up the car and, to my surprise, I found a dirty condom on the back seat. I don't know how they managed to have comfortable sex because i drive a Toyota yaris. Not much room back there. Anyways, i complained to the manager and he offered me a discount. A Discount!!!!! One of your valet parkers left his stain in my car and you offer me a discount! I ended up calling the cops but they did nothing. Thats the last time i ever give my keys to someone else. Oh, if anyone is interested, I have a 2008 toyota yaris for sale, don't worry, it comes with a big discount.