Reddit, what’s the worst thing that you have done and gotten away with, that would have gotten you into serious trouble if you were caught? Here is mine.

For starters, I wasn’t 21 at the time so I wasn’t supposed to be drinking in public and all that but oh well.

A couple years ago I went to a Zac Brown Band concert with group of friends and got completely wasted. We were all excited about going because we had a party us picking us up and taking us so, since none of us had to drive, we spent the day drinking and getting ready to have some fun! We were all feeling pretty good by the time we got to the concert so we loved it and just kept on drinking. Considering that I wasn’t 21 at the time, I figured that I would at least try to see if I could get away with buying beer there and boy oh boy was I successful. After dancing around and drinking for another hour or two I was completely fucking wasted, borderline blackout drunk. At this point I just wanted to sit down, chill out, and smoke a cigarette, but all of the tables were being used so I just sat down on the ledge in front of where the tables were. The ledge I sat on was level with the people’s feet that were sitting at the tables. That’s when the shit hit the fan and I officially blacked out.

Next thing I know, I’m being dragged out of the concert by the cops. At this point I have no fucking clue what is going on. The cops sit me down on the curb outside the concert and started talking to my friends that followed them out, one of which is a cop. My cop buddy starts talking to the other cops to try to help me out. This is when my bad ass fucking party bus driver pulls up, opens the door and yells for me to get on the bus. I ran to the bus and got in and the cops go ape shit. The driver then told the cops they can’t search the bus because it’s a private bus and dips the hell out. He called my friends and told them where he’d pick them up. We pick them up and get the hell away from the concert. I drank some water, sobered up, and started asking why the hell I was dragged out by cops. That’s when I find out that while I was sitting on the ledge near the people’s feet, some old fuck kicked me in the back of the head which led me to light him on fire. Apparently his clothing caught on fire rather quickly. School sucked the next day.

TL;DR – Got blackout drunk, kicked in the head, light the old fuck on fire, dragged out of the concert by the cops, ran from cops, escaped from cops on an awesome party bus, still went to school the next day