Retailer Rant

Downvote this all to hell, I don't care. I've had a hard fucking Saturday and this needs to be said.

A. I am a retailer. I am not google, nor do I know the inventory of other local retailers. As you can imagine, I buy my wine where I work so asking me "Well, who carries (fill in the blank brand)?" in a snotty tone of voice isn't going to help.

B. Last I checked, there are one jillion four hundred and twenty three different wine producers on the planet. I'm sorry I don't carry the moscato they pour at the Olive Garden or the chardonnay you get back home or the wine in the latest WSJ review. Hows about I show you something else you might enjoy? No? Ok, don't let the goddamned door hit your ass on the way out. Branch out a little for fucks sake!!!!

Ok, I am done. I need to get the fuck outta retail.