A formal introduction (and farewell), Homestuck style.

Your name is DENDRAGO. You have a small selection of INTERESTS. You like CODING, and you're SORT OF GOOD AT IT YOU GUESS? You also like HAND TO HAND FIGHTING, and excel at that. Or at least, that's what you tell yourself. But most of all, holy SHIT do you love HOMESTUCK. The last two months of your life have damn near revolved around this comic. Whether it be going through the STORY, doing some SPECULATION, participating in the wonderful FANDOM, searching for FAN ART AND FICTIONS, or reading OUTSIDE ANALYSES, you've meticulously followed these kids along every inch of their marvelous adventure.

However, this must soon come to an end, for you are about to embark on an ADVENTURE OF YOUR OWN. Today is no ordinary day; it is the last day before you leave for MARINE CORPS BOOT CAMP! You've been waiting a long time for this, and the day is finally here. One thing's for sure: Catching up on three months of updates afterward is going to be a pain.

Hey guys, thought I'd make an actual introduction and farewell before I head out for three months. You've all been spectacular; I love this comic, and I love its fandom just as much. I'll still be here for tonight and tomorrow morning to talk, so let's make these last hours count!