I have never had diarrhea, AMA

It's true. I'm 22 years old. I also haven't been sick with fever/cold/anything since I was 10.

EDIT: I eat taco bell, with epic amounts of fire sauce. I eat jalapeños out of the jar because I fuckin love spicy shit. I've drank tap water in Mexico. I've eaten Turkish street food.

And I don't live under a rock.