What are you reluctant to tell anybody because it sounds like complete bullshit? I'll start.

Quite frequently people talk about how much they love Jurassic Park. I've told a few people that my father actually engineered two of the animatronic dinosaurs. Anytime I've ever told anybody, they just say like, "Oh. Cool." which makes me think they think I'm lying, so I just don't bring it up anymore.

Another, one of my childhood babysitters ended up on a most-wanted show. I've never seen it myself, but my mother and everybody else in my family has. I'll go into detail if anybody requests.

So, what about your life sounds like bullshit?