Reddit, what was your worst sexual experience? I'll start.

Some while ago, I was hooking up with this girl (asian) for the first time. Also happened to be my first time with an asian girl and she was hot so I was naturally excited. Well, we start making out on my bed and next thing you know, we're naked, but the odd thing was she still hadn't touched my dick. So I told her "touch me", but she said no, so I was in sort of a "wtf" moment. Well things got heated a little more, still with a lack of touching and I pulled out a condom...put it on, myself and somehow managed to have enough of a boner to put it in. Well, it was the worst fuck ever for obvious reasons such as lack of foreplay and then when I was trying to fuck her from behind her body was like a scared cat. Needless to say I didn't get off and I just ended up pulling out and going to sleep to the tune of disappointment.

TL; DR - Lack of foreplay and an awkward position led to the worst lay of my life.

So, Reddit, how about you?