"Summer '11" [Poem]

You’re a fucking bitch. There, I said it.

And I know I’m right, because I consulted Reddit.

You made me happy, happier than I ever have been.

And then you broke my fucking heart and acted like it never happened.

You made me hate myself, feel like a has-been.

All I wanted were some answers. I mean, that’s all I’m asking.

Was it really ‘cause I pushed too hard? I mean, I know I do that.

Or because you’re just messed up, and couldn’t get through that.

But in spite of all the people who dissed you

And your fucked up family issues

I loved you.

Everything about ya.

Your eyes, your mind, 4 inches above your vagina.

And I wanted you, more than I could stand.

So try to understand, I’m a different kind of man.

Well, I’m different now. More so than I was then.

But the last thing I want to do is fuck pointlessly again and again.

All I wanted was a motherfucking companion.

A sidekick, a Robin to my Batman.

Some jelly for my PB on Wonderbread.

A blade to my guillotine -- getting head.

I mean, all I want in this life is a girl

Who’ll make the boring shit more fun than Disney World

A girl who can get me out of my corner

Who’ll bring peace, calm, and order

To a mind filled with whines, lines, half-truths and straight up lies

And I knew you, in that bummer of summer '11

And like a goddamn idiot, I thought I was in fucking heaven.

I thought it stood to reason that we’d last more than a season.

But like all good things, you came, did your shtick, and went

So, what can I say? I just haven’t met you yet.