My five year old wanted to play Starcraft, and now I have an idea for a great tournament.

He "plays" by having me set up a match against the very easy AI and then I have to talk him through everything. "Click on the probe, yes left click. Now right click on the minerals. Any of the minerals it doesn't matter. Ok, now click your nexus and build more probes, push 'e' three times" etc.

I'd love to see some pro players going against each other by talking five year olds through the match. How well does good strategy and understanding of the game work when filtered through a five year old who is barely able to double click?