Reddit, Who is the weirdest person you've ever met ?

A knew a guy who went to school with a load of my really good friends, lets call him Jack. He was pretty quiet, shy, totally awkward and uncomfortable around people. Intensely into Pokemon, pretty nice guy.

Then I discovered a long list of bizzare facts about him. He used to masturbate 9 times a day - thrice before school. He engineered a way of sucking his own dick using a bunk bed. He used to be really into genital mutilation videos and rape porn. He once, being egged on by some friends of mine, masturbated seven times into a milkshake at a party and some of my other friends drank it. He likes to dress up as a cat/in his mothers clothes. And, to top it all off, he could eat an apple in two bites. I wholeheartedly believe all this information to be totally true.

So, who is the weirdest dude/dudette you've ever come across ?