I woke up one nigh to find an old woman standing near me peeing. What is the craziest thing you have woken up to?

Here is the story:

It was my first time staying at my then boyfriends (now husband) grandparents house. It was his grandfathers 60th birthday party, I believe. Well, they are a party family and the alcohol was flowing. Later on those who were leaving went home and those who were staying found places to sleep.

I ended up on a sofa in the living room and, despite the amount of rum I had consumed, I was having troubles staying asleep. I finally drifted off and what felt like no longer than thirty minutes later I woke up again.

At first I thought there was an alien standing over me. On a side note, I wear glasses due to my eyesight being extremely poor. So there I was, still drunk, barely able to see and scared as all hell. After a few second of squinting I realize it is one of the people from earlier with her night gown hitched up over her stomach. The sound of liquid hitting the floor made me sit straight up. She was peeing and making like she was about to sit on my legs.

I managed to wake up my husband and he led her to the bathroom before grabbing a mop. I was still trying to wrap my mind around what just happened.

This happened a bit over two years ago and, surprisingly, has only been brought up a handful of times. That lady no longer comes to events due to the fact that her daughter is no longer with the guy who is actually family.