Hi guys! I really want to talk about my sandwhich right now. [5-6]?

I have just come back from a big family party, so I decided to sit back, chill with my bong, and eat some food from that shindig. I realized I had the mixins for a yummy sandwich. So I cut this fluffy onion sandwich roll in half, added some mayo to one side. Then on the other I put Dijon mustard and pickle juice(this may or may not be weird. I do not know) I proceeded to put the thin plain lays chips. Not the one with riffles! Then I put ham and some bits of salad. This may have been the most delicious sandwich I've ever made. Maybe even ever had!