My plans for the Apocalypse

Hey all, I decided to share my plans for the apocalypse, so here is the my step by step guide to the apocalypse.

1. Call all my friends while the land-lines are still up.
2. Get my survival pack and the gas mask, and get my bike.
3. If a friend answers his phone, head to his house.
4. Begin the bike ride to the border, which would probably take 2-3 weeks.
5. Once at the border of the US. Head for Vermont.
6. Find a cabin in the Vermont back woods.
7. Rebuild!

Thanks guys for hopefully reading this through! Mist