What are some cute, smart or funny things your pet does?

I have a dog named Bambam, and I've got at least two instances where he's done some really smart things -

first time - he was standing at the back door holding a bone in his mouth, and I said "Bam, no bones in the house", so he looked at me, dropped the bone and then came inside

another time - one time we gave him peanuts, which he then proceeded to shell, then peel off the red skin before eating (also getting it all over face)

TL;DR I have an incredibly cute and smart dog :)