Crazy story about something that happened at a local country club
So these 4 very good golfers golfers were playing golf at their country club behind a terribly slow foursome. Like 10-15 strokes per hole bad. So finally one of the guys called the club and asked that they send someone down to figure out the situation. The employee talked to the slow group and then went back to the guys.
Employee: "Well I am sorry to let you guys know, but that foursome up there is four blind gentlemen..."
So obviously the guys felt terrible about being so pissed so they responded.
Golfer 1: "You know what, let those guys know that I am going to buy their round."
Golfer 2: "Yeah, and go ahead and tell them I will buy their lunch at the turn."
Golfer 3: "Later today, you tell them that I will buy their drinks."
Golfer 4: "Fuck them. They can play at night."
Posted Jun 24, 2012, 3:25 AM UTC