I want something fun to do

That replaces gambling, uber tristram, uber Diablo that spawns in random games that drops anni's, items that give cool abilities like enigma which let you teleport or beast which turned you into a bear whenever you wanted, cool set items like trangs which turned you into a cool floating skeleton dude, the ability to use any weapon in the game on any class, higher drop rates on set/unique items so I felt like my time spent farming was more rewarding/fun, a level like the cow level where I could slaughter thousands of enemies like I am a god, ladders where we could watch people try to become the first highest level in an epic race while I root for my favorite person, ladder resets where we could start fresh anew and enjoy everything all over again like the game just came out yesterday, and player vs. player