Lets hear your most evil moments!

Ill start.

A few days ago my server was nuked and lost everything. After about 30 min on my new caracter, having barely survied a few zombie encouters, I found an axe. Axe in hand I start making my way towards the Balota airfield from cherno. Moving at a good pace through the forest I hear someones mic. I quickly turn around to the sight of a guy in a soldiers uniform about 30 feet away, kneeling pointing a m1a1 cco sd right at me. Fucking ninja snuck up on me! The convesation is tense, being the bandit I am I play the friendly role. But this guy is no fool. All I have is an axe and everytime I get closer he stops and aims right at me. So I dont push it. We talk a bit and he starts following me. Not once does he turn his back to me or allow me to get too close. At this point I had given up te thought of killing him. So we keep on moving. He was basicly using me as a decoy, following me from a good distance. As we get close to the airfield, he mentions that this is as far as he will go. I say good bye and continue on my way. Just as Im leaving, he tells me to wait I have some items for you! I turn around instantly and see him droping a m9 sd and 5clips of ammo. His only mistake! I run up to him, he starts to back away but its too late, Im already in axe range. I drive my axe into his skull and add a couple of chops to his torso to seal the deal. He drops almost instantly. Coyote backpack, m1a1 cco sd(7mags), m9 sd, as50(7mags), nvg, range finder, you name it he had it, OMG! I pick everything up and head straight for the woods. Only after I find a nice hidding spot and my adreneline gets back to normal, do I have time to procress what just happened. I just start lauging out loud alone in my basement at 2am. I couldnt stop laughing. Man was I pumped. In less than an hour I had somehow geared my self to the max. Thats when I stated feeling remorse for the poor guy. I mean I wasnt even going to kill him. Its like as soon as I saw an opening, I just took it. It all happened so fast. He was giving me his m9 sd and I just choped his head off. I actualy felt bad. Now dont get me wrong, Im a bandit, I kill, thats my job. But dam did I ever just fuck this guy over! O well whats done is done. Do I regret it? no. Do I feel a little bit bad? Sure, but Ill get over it, I mean look at this loot!

Since then I have been on a small killing spree. 19 murders. As50 FTW! I was eventualy counter sniped. However, I was lucky enough to have gotten a perfect first respawn and was able to pick up my gear. Another 6 murders since then and counting. All this in 2 days.

The tactics me and my friend used to mop up in Electro were also quite evil. But enough about me lets hear some of your stories!