I had an interesting dream last night.
Brace yourselves for a long read. This is a real dream I had.
I was at JFK airport strolling around when lo and behold I see Gaben himself surrounded by news crews and neckbeards alike. Gabe sits at a long table holding a controller. Behind him sits a huge RC helicopter piloted by a mini robotic Gaben. Gabe procedes to lift the chopper into the air. He flys it to Manhattan where he hovers over a gathering crowd in times square. A startled woman asks if he is Jesus coming back to save her Gabe responds with ' Ah nope its just me, Gabe Newell.'Gaben pulls a lever on his table and a hatch opens on the bottom of the helicopter. Out fall hundreds of copies of Episode 3. The crowd rejoices as 'I hope it was worth the wait' is repeated over the loudspeakers. The crowd starts singing a chorus of halleluja and praise Gaben. Gabe goes on to harass taxi drivers with the helicopter. All is well.
Tl;Dr :I dream of Gaben.
Posted Jun 24, 2012, 3:30 AM UTC