Saw Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter tonight

Terrible! Awful! I would say that the book was infinitely better, but it would be comparing apples to shitty pictures of caterpillars as drawn by spatially impaired 4 year olds. I'm convinced that the screenwriter was a 14 year old that stopped reading the book at the cover and said "yeah. Ok. Lincoln fights vampires. I got it. I'm all over this shit!" It had NOTHING to do with the book. Even as a stand-alone movie, it was complete shit. Trite, derivative, formulaic- I think all they were missing was that stupid scream that you get in all Lucas/Spielberg movies. This movie is ALMOST so bad that I would recommend seeing it. Almost. Not quite. It's just bad enough that you shouldn't waste your time. Bang your head against the wall for 2 hours. Time better spent. So disappointing.